Bruce Walton - Philosopher

There are three immutable truths about Toronto Blue Jays Television Announcer Buck Martinez:

1. He has been responsible for fewer creepy old man memes than 1980's Blue Jays colour-man Fergie Oliver.

     2.  His pronunciation of the name "Encarnation" is unparalleled

     3.  Based on tonight's broadcast, he seems convinced Blue Jays pitching coach Bruce Walton is a    

          philosopher. Now I don't know Bruce Walton, but damn if he doesn't look like Socrates.... 

          Maybe Buck is right?